Sunday, January 4, 2009

Welcome Home to Corvallis, wait is that GGW Bus!?

I returned to my home away from home today after a long winter break. How dozed asleep and half listening to my mp3 player, I was in a car with both my parents driving to the local Safeway to buy some milk. Only to find sitting across from the local corvallis bookstore was a Girls Gone Wild bus. Now i thought it was pretty slutty when the Tempe 12 girls came to the campus with their airbrushed beauties in calender form, now I can only imagine how low its going to get at the local bars with this bus rolling in. How many of my female peers are going to end up on video tape drunk and flashing and how they are sooooooooooooo going to regret it later in life (most likely the next morning). But yeah that's what campus life is all about, i think, maybe not. But yeah in sleazy commerical advertising form, look for your local OSU girls in the next installment of GGW (most likely its the blonde going whooooooooooooooo!).

-server